Roommate: I feel like making a grilled cheese.
Roommate goes into kitchen and searches the refrigerator and cabinets for 5 minutes. Comes back into living room.
Roommate: I guess I have no food. Can I borrow your food to make a grilled cheese sandwich?
Me: Okay, I guess.
Roommate goes back into kitchen. Comes back in 2 minutes.
Roommate: How do you make a grilled cheese?
Me: Take two slices of bread, butter them, put two slices of cheese in the middle and cook it in the small pan for 3 minutes on each side.
Roommate goes back into kitchen.
Five minutes later:
Roommate: This doesn’t look right.
I go into kitchen to look at what she’s cooking.
Me: The bread needed to be buttered on the outside to grill it, not the inside.
Roommate: Is this the ‘common’ way to make a grilled cheese?
Me (puzzled): It’s the only way I know.
Roommate: So there might be another way to make a grilled cheese?
Me (stares at roommate): Maybe you should google it.
Roommate (smug): I thought so.